Scandal Avoider T-Shirts

Celebrate the cautious with our t-shirts designed for the scandal avoider. These clever, fun shirts are a great way to showcase their humorous, trouble-free outlook on life.

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Elect Ben Plowright...NO SEX TAPES! NO NUDE PHOTOS!...Vote Ben.

Elect Ben Plowright...NO SEX TAPES! NO NUDE PHOTOS!...Vote Ben. mockup

Elect Ben Plowright...NO SEX TAPES! NO NUDE PHOTOS!...Vote Ben.

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''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....' mockup

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

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Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head. mockup

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

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'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.' mockup

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

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The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement. mockup

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

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"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!" mockup

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

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'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!' mockup

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

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Fifty shades of Leveson.

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"Spoiler alert."

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"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here." mockup

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

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“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!” mockup

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

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"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

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You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15. mockup

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

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"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!" mockup

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

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"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering." mockup

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

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Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices mockup

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

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The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr mockup

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

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"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!" mockup

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

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