Rage Watcher Gifts

"I'm just seeing if there's anything to be outraged at."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

Squirrel on the beach

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Polar bears

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

"He's a keeper!"

'Thar she blows!'

'Pull...'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

Whale Piñata.

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

Whale Watch: 'They migrate here each winter in search of souvenirs.'

"You'll never believe who's here."

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'