Rage Watcher Pillows

"I'm just seeing if there's anything to be outraged at."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Bowled over again!

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

Fish or Cut Bait

Squirrel on the beach

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Thar she blows!'

Polar bears

"He's a keeper!"

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

'Pull...'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

Whale Piñata.

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

Whale Watch: 'They migrate here each winter in search of souvenirs.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

"Tell me the story about Jonah and the big fish again, Dad."