Rapture Watcher Pillows

'Oh. C'mon, Eddie.. You didn't really believe all that rapt-cha stuff, did you?'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

British Prime Minister

"I'm fascinated by body language."

A king and his paperwork.

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

'A candle for it? Not blummin' likely - I'm a republican!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

'Well, SOMEBODY leaked the frog incident to the press!'

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

'Son, isn't it about time you went out and conquered a country of your own?'

'Remember that code we couldn't decipher for seven years? We deciphered it - but do we want to know everything there is to know about rainfall in eastern Peru?'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'

Royal wedding cake, complete with paparazzi figures

'If you ask me, all his tough talk on national issues is seriously undermined by the fuzzy pajamas.'

Anarchy/Monarchy.

Royal watches 'Prisoner cell block HRH' on T.V.

Royal Pic Photoshop

The Governor-General settles in.

'There'll be a temporary tax hike — the Prince of Wales needs braces.'

'Darling, you look like a .... princess!'

'I usually don't do online dating.'