Rapture Researcher Pillows

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

reincarnated worm...

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Buddhist photo albums,

Covid-19 reaper

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

1998: A Look Back

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

'Don't worry about my little aches & pains... the important thing is for YOU to be happy!' ~ one of reincarnation's fun little twists.

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

One after another

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

Wife: 'It's for you, honey - the Reincarnation Society.'

Hosni Mubarak

"It's my life line in case the rapture happens, so I'm not left behind."

'The first aid team has the day off.'

An Ottoman Resurgence?

'We're sending you back so that you can pay off your student loans.'

"I wonder what we did in a past life that made us all go bald?"

'Oh, quit whimpering! -- Anybody would think that you're the only king in the world who every got his head chopped off!'

"Well, that's one in the eye for doubting Thomas!"