Rapture Researcher Gifts

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

reincarnated worm...

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Buddhist photo albums,

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

Covid-19 reaper

1998: A Look Back

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

One after another

'Don't worry about my little aches & pains... the important thing is for YOU to be happy!' ~ one of reincarnation's fun little twists.

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

Are you still on strike, tv? That depends, master. Depends on what? On whether you still want me to find "Cop Rock" reruns. If you won't show it to me, I'll just catch it on YouTube. No you won't, master. Your phone and iMac have joined me in solidarity. Elon Musk was right about artificial intelligence ruining everything. Btw, I just googled you, and it seems "master" is not actually your name.

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

Don't even dream of parking here.

"Reincarnation? Well, I used to be a bigly non-believer."

Bob didn't know what frightened him more - the cat or the thought of reincarnation. . .

Wife: 'It's for you, honey - the Reincarnation Society.'

Hosni Mubarak

"It's my life line in case the rapture happens, so I'm not left behind."

'The first aid team has the day off.'

An Ottoman Resurgence?

'We're sending you back so that you can pay off your student loans.'

'Oh, quit whimpering! -- Anybody would think that you're the only king in the world who every got his head chopped off!'

"I've just been reincarnated, does anyone know what number iPhone we're up to?"

"Well, that's one in the eye for doubting Thomas!"