Rapture Ready Gifts

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Zombie Problems

The End is Nigh

Prepper Dog

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

"Any sign of recovery yet?"

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

"Every time Trump wins a primary, we get one step closer."

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

When a nanosecond is forever.

The Circle.

She always had her flute... just in case.

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

"Your 401(k) is a low-risk investment, other than a few stocks that happen to finance the end of human civilization as we know it."

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

"Don't sweat the huge stuff."

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

Llamageddon and the Alpacalypse

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

'My backup special...'

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

'The end is near.'

"I've half a mind to protest."

'I went in to get my mortgage renewed. I said: 'Make it for eight months and four days!'. . . Am I only the one who thinks the world ends in December?'

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'