Apocalypse Readiness Gifts

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Emergency exit into Space

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Zombie Problems

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

The End is Nigh

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Prepper Dog

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"My God, now what?"

Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Death, Pestilence, (Drugs) War, Famine.

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

Climate Change Contingency House