Doomsday Preparation Gifts

Doomsdayer waves sign reading 'Told you so' in the apocalypse.

'This is a disaster! The end of the world is near and I've got nothing to put on!'

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Zombie Problems

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

Beware of the 4th quarter.

The End is Nigh

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

When a nanosecond is forever.

"Every time Trump wins a primary, we get one step closer."

Climate Change Contingency House

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."

Llamageddon and the Alpacalypse

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

"Your 401(k) is a low-risk investment, other than a few stocks that happen to finance the end of human civilization as we know it."

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

'Darling, I told you not to call me at work.'

"Don't sweat the huge stuff."

I survived end of the world after party.

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

'The End is Near' and 'There's No End In Sight.'

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

Man with 'Prepare to meet thy doom' placard dressed in dinner suit and looking in mirror.