Rebellion Researcher Gifts

"So much for getting 20% of the vote..."

Ethics exam cheater.

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

US strike on Syria.

"Victory!"

"Question authority"

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

An Imaginary 'Republican' House of Commons Puts Pitt on Trial

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

Alexei Kosygin

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

One after another

Tip jar

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

Intermediate Slouching.

'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

"Why do I have to work hard at school? I can buy a degree on the internet!"

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

"He shows enormous potential."

Updated Classics.

"And what if I refuse?"

"Lab animals the world over will be grateful for what you're about to do."

Hosni Mubarak

We've looked at this data from every angle.I guess it's time for someone to actually read it.

Scientists chained to the floor

Russian Fish Eats Ukraine Fish