Rapture Ponderers Pillows

'It's been 3 weeks and still no rapture...I'm not waitin' that long fah you to pay yaw'r bah tab.'

Late BroomStick

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

Prepper Dog

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby."

"There was a bright light and then a voice said: 'our menu has changed'."

Regular Confession and Express Booth.

Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.

"The last thing I remember is hearing the doctor say oops!"

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

'I suppose that it was inevitable.'

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

"Oh yeah – They really are forever – Cool huh?"

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

"You're on next. Break a leg!"

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."

A man, walking towards the intersection of ‘Easy Street' and 'Harms Way', runs into the Grim Reaper.

"Boxing day is so boring."

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."

This is your hell. Keep it clean.

'What's the pass-word?'

Just a thought on nooses.

The indigo children.

'God wants to see you.'

"It's my life line in case the rapture happens, so I'm not left behind."