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"Well, that's one in the eye for doubting Thomas!"

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

"Lord, thank you for guiding me through the whole 'evolution by natural selection' thing."

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"I'll have dessert first."

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

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'I say we try it.'

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

Tree of Knowledge/Tree of Evolution

God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.

Jesus wept

'What did He do before he was God?'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

'Don't try to deny it, Jehovah - we've got witnesses.'

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

"How long has he been missing?"

Fortune teller sees impending doom

The End is Near.

"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS."

'Hello, my name is Death'

Various Birds of Pray.

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"