Praying Mantis/Agnostic Mantis
Religious Ponderer Pillows
Add a touch of faith-inspired comfort with pillows designed for the religious ponderer—ideal for cozying up during moments of reflection or spiritual contemplation.
"The gift of eternal life? How am I gonna return that the day after Christmas?!"
'Ten suggestions would be easier to accept...'
"People today have such short attention spans."
Can someone please tell me why they call this Good Friday?
Torah reading on the subway.
'If you're born again, does that mean you have two belly-buttons?'
"We are both 'godless'. I'm just the one who knows it."
"I had my fingers crossed when we did tat vow of celibacy."
"Great idea. . . but how do we go about converting everybody to Judaism?"
"Jesus loves me?!? Did he say something to you? This is freaking me out! What exactly did he say?!"
You can now PAY FOR YOUR SINS by credit card.
'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'
'You're a tough congregation.'
'Okay, but let's call it 'Passover' -- 'Easter' sounds too much like 'Ishtar.''
Evolution of God. . .
Calendar Merchant at Crucifix
Mounted Devil
Santa Claus, RIP
THE FIRST CHURCH OF HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW?
'How soon do you have to know?'
'I know that 'you can't take it with you' but what would you do with it when you got there anyway?'
"Father I'm guilty of spermicide"
Crucifix crossing.
"I belong to a non-denominational denomination."
"So, are these tailored to any specific demographic?"
Very cute, Brother Ernest --- But it's called a "vocation," not "monk-y business"!
Randy, great news: I've become a person of faith. Which faith? The main one. the hip one. you know - the one used in all the red states. Or maybe the one Madonna and Tom Cruise are into. Either way, I'm deeply committed. You should be.
'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'
"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"
'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'
'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'
'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'
Christian and Born again Christian...
Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation
Religious Ponderer Pillows Collection
Religious Ponderer Mugs
Explore our range of faith-inspired mugs designed for the religious ponderer who loves starting their day with reflection and a smile.
Religious Ponderer Prints
Browse our collection of inspiring prints crafted for the religious ponderer eager to decorate their space with faith and thought-provoking art.
Religious Ponderer T-Shirts
Check out our creative and faith-inspired t-shirts, perfect for the religious ponderer who enjoys expressing their spiritual thoughts with style.