Rapture Watcher Prints

'Oh. C'mon, Eddie.. You didn't really believe all that rapt-cha stuff, did you?'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

British Prime Minister

"I'm fascinated by body language."

A king and his paperwork.

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

Christmas TV...

Graffiti on guard's horse

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'A candle for it? Not blummin' likely - I'm a republican!'

"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"

'Well, SOMEBODY leaked the frog incident to the press!'

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

The Pope

'Son, isn't it about time you went out and conquered a country of your own?'

'Remember that code we couldn't decipher for seven years? We deciphered it - but do we want to know everything there is to know about rainfall in eastern Peru?'

'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

Royal Variety

Royal wedding cake, complete with paparazzi figures

'If you ask me, all his tough talk on national issues is seriously undermined by the fuzzy pajamas.'

Anarchy/Monarchy.

Royal watches 'Prisoner cell block HRH' on T.V.

'Darling, you look like a .... princess!'

'AAAAGH! Oh, KNEEL! I thought you said my name - Neil!'

'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.'

'I usually don't do online dating.'