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'Then again it could just be a break in the clouds !'

"If you're being raptured, throw me your wallet."

"It's my life line in case the rapture happens, so I'm not left behind."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Ghost School.

"Surgery up here is free!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

First Prize!

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"Oh nooo, we can't skip church. Why, we'll just sleep when we're dead!"

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"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

Gates of heaven

"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."

Heaven

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

Post-psychoanalysis

'Hold on, pal! Who's in control of the narrative here?'

"No, you're going to hell - but you're welcome to check out the gift shop."

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"