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'Then again it could just be a break in the clouds !'

"If you're being raptured, throw me your wallet."

"It's my life line in case the rapture happens, so I'm not left behind."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Ghost School.

"Surgery up here is free!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"All we have left is standing room only."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

First Prize!

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"Oh nooo, we can't skip church. Why, we'll just sleep when we're dead!"

Gates of heaven

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

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"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Post-psychoanalysis

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

Heaven

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."