Coup Watcher Pillows

'Hold it! He's been overthrown.'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

Before the riots/after the riots

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

"Oh, Joy of joys! We are but three steps away from our conservative supreme court."

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

"Don't pull that ditzy-chick, routine with me! A witness saw you cross the road, what I want to know is. . . why?"

'Transistional Pope. Is that nice way of saying they hope he doesn't live too long?'

I got them to drop the corruption charges, I bribed them.

Politicians walking back their ill-advised comments.

Gulliver's Travails

In Plain Sight

'He'll be alright Sir, once he stops being afraid of the dark.'

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

'So we tell the media our board has lost all scruples, but is willing to do some handwringing on Newsnight.'

Free to a Good Home: The final vestiges of our constitutional rights to privacy, due process, and independent judiciary and separation of church and state.

"Democrats and Republicans agreeing?! The end times have arrived!"

'This doesn't look good -- the masses are huddling.'

'Sir, the stupidity of your actions was directly proportional to the number of surveillance cameras watching you.'

'I haven't seen such irritation since I forced my husband to watch the Suze Orman marathon.'

In Political Campaign

"I get the feeling she's keeping an eye on us."

"I'm just seeing if there's anything to be outraged at."

"It's for you, Mr. Secretary—from Newt Gingrich."

Capital Building of trash

Congressional vote.

'Keep the windows closed. We don't like to encourage office romances.'

Donald Trump ringmaster with GOP clown car

"And if elected, I promise to do everything in my power to get re-elected."

'Identity theft, eh? -- Just who do you think you are?'

Exit. News. Why do yo have a TV with 24/7 international news next to the exit? It's a constant stream of sobering messages.

'Charles gets so upset watching the Pope.'

Need Extra Cash? Blackmail Donald Trump. He'll Pay.