Coup Watcher Pillows

'Hold it! He's been overthrown.'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

Before the riots/after the riots

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

"Oh, Joy of joys! We are but three steps away from our conservative supreme court."

'Transistional Pope. Is that nice way of saying they hope he doesn't live too long?'

"Don't pull that ditzy-chick, routine with me! A witness saw you cross the road, what I want to know is. . . why?"

I got them to drop the corruption charges, I bribed them.

'He'll be alright Sir, once he stops being afraid of the dark.'

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

'This doesn't look good -- the masses are huddling.'

Free to a Good Home: The final vestiges of our constitutional rights to privacy, due process, and independent judiciary and separation of church and state.

"Democrats and Republicans agreeing?! The end times have arrived!"

'Sir, the stupidity of your actions was directly proportional to the number of surveillance cameras watching you.'

'I haven't seen such irritation since I forced my husband to watch the Suze Orman marathon.'

Congressional vote.

"I get the feeling she's keeping an eye on us."

"I'm just seeing if there's anything to be outraged at."

In Political Campaign

Capital Building of trash

"It's for you, Mr. Secretary—from Newt Gingrich."

'Keep the windows closed. We don't like to encourage office romances.'

Donald Trump ringmaster with GOP clown car

"And if elected, I promise to do everything in my power to get re-elected."

'Identity theft, eh? -- Just who do you think you are?'

'Oh. C'mon, Eddie.. You didn't really believe all that rapt-cha stuff, did you?'

'Charles gets so upset watching the Pope.'