Rage Enthusiasts Pillows

"It's either the Incredible Hulk or Jones has crashed through his stress barrier!"

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

Telekinetics on strike...

Teenage Angst.

Cybergoth.

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

The new rain dance.

Dance Dance Dance.

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

"Put me on the intercom. It's time for the Morning Motivational Roar."

'...No, you're not going to be chillin' at a crucially cool awesome rave. It's Daniel's birthday party.'

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

Coronation Civil Rights

Road Construction Blues.

'We want someone who's willing to take risks.'

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

Revenge of the Mallards.

Wordilly Durdillies - A fashion victim.

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

Mild in the Streets

'Would a British tea party make you take the election more seriously?'

Putting Sugar in the Gas Tank.

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

"I'm just seeing if there's anything to be outraged at."

Getting the Finger

Night clubbing.

'Don't get involved.'

It's an anti-tipping device, I thought of it while watching Drag-Racing on TV...