Graph Watchers Gifts

'HM...MM...When I said 'Fire in My Belly', maybe I meant to say, 'Chronic Heartburn!'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

Annual profits,

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

Trump

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

Sales.

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

Around here it got a little tricky...

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

Man watches sales chart drop through the floor.

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

Standard And P****d.

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

Travel looks strong!

'We're counting on inflation.'

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'