Shopping Avoider Gifts

Looking for a clever gift idea for someone who dodges shopping trips at all costs? Our collection celebrates the art of avoiding the mall with witty, creative products. Perfect for the person who'd rather do anything else, these gifts bring humor and personality to their favorite pastime of avoiding consumer chaos.

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Men's wear, guy hiding under rack. mockup

Men's wear, guy hiding under rack.

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Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have. mockup

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

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Smart card.

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"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park." mockup

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

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Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else. mockup

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

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Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop. mockup

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

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'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!' mockup

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

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"I've been window-shopping..."

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Down on Her.

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'I'm sure they make it up in volume.' mockup

'I'm sure they make it up in volume.'

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'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?' mockup

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

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'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.' mockup

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

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Buffet - now glutton free.

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'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!'

'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!' mockup

'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!'

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" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie." mockup

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

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'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .' mockup

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

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'How To Say No To Sales People'.

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'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.' mockup

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

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'Midnight Galas, dinner at the Captain's table, the Swinging Singles Bar, exotic tropical nights... if I may say so, Miss Winslow... this cruise is you!'

'Midnight Galas, dinner at the Captain's table, the Swinging Singles Bar, exotic tropical nights... if I may say so, Miss Winslow... this cruise is you!' mockup

'Midnight Galas, dinner at the Captain's table, the Swinging Singles Bar, exotic tropical nights... if I may say so, Miss Winslow... this cruise is you!'

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"This is crazy! Why can't they give us one e-reader with all our school textbooks already on it? That way...I can ignore just one book instead of this whole stack!"

"This is crazy! Why can't they give us one e-reader with all our school textbooks already on it? That way...I can ignore just one book instead of this whole stack!"

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