Grocery Store Avoider Gifts

Looking for a quirky gift for the grocery store avoider? Our creative collection offers funny and thoughtful items that capture their reluctance with style and humor. Find the perfect mug, T-shirt, pillow, or print that celebrates their love for avoiding the grocery chaos in a playful way.

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Oh, I never use a shopping cart. I feel silly pushing one around.

Oh, I never use a shopping cart. I feel silly pushing one around. mockup

Oh, I never use a shopping cart. I feel silly pushing one around.

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Domestic Superheroes!!

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"Good For You / Bad For You"

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'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.' mockup

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

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"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?" mockup

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

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What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand? mockup

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

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Twenty-first century baby walker

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Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle mockup

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

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"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested." mockup

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

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Important Food Groups

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"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked." mockup

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

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"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..." mockup

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

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"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan." mockup

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

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'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.' mockup

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

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Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'. mockup

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

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Dad Trophies

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"Wait, what are you doing?"

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"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven." mockup

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

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Only One Item or Fewer.

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Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can. mockup

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

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"Everything's gone up."

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'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.' mockup

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

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"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now." mockup

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

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''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.' mockup

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

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Witches Checkout.

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"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!" mockup

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

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Unusual Offers

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'Diet considerations.'

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'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!' mockup

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

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Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'. mockup

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

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Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

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'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.' mockup

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

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"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber." mockup

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

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'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.' mockup

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

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'I've got it written down...'

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Grocery Store Avoider Gifts Collection

Grocery Store Avoider Mugs

Browse our collection of funny mugs that capture the spirit of grocery store avoiders—great for starting their day with a smile.

Grocery Store Avoider Pillows

Snuggle up with our playful pillows, celebrating the joy (and relief) of avoiding the grocery store chaos.

Grocery Store Avoider Prints

Decorate with our humorous prints, ideal for anyone who loves to poke fun at their grocery store avoidance.

Grocery Store Avoider T-Shirts

Discover our witty T-shirts designed for those who prefer to skip the supermarket madness—perfect to showcase their humorous side.