Unconventional Shopper T-Shirts

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

'The Ridiculous Slippers Shop'

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Jungle Stores.

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Unusual Offers

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

"Does it come with magnets?"

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

Jumble Sale

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

(Direct to the Consumer)

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

It was an impulse buy.

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

Shopping Torture

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

Shoppers of Mystery.

'Just the fresh chicken.'

"Another impulse purchase?"

Budget cure