Shopper With An Adventurous Twist T-Shirts

"Oh, for heaven's sake! We'll do it again just once more, but then we're going to the gift shop."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

'Our giant sale now on!'

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Man on Stilts in a Market

Crossword bathroom tiles.

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

Discount Shopping.

Santa checking out sleigh beds.

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

Final clearance sale.

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.

'Hi, yourself.'

'SHOP!!!'

"How can we afford to eat at a place where the doggie bags are Gucci?"

"What really would be fun is if eBay had some department stores we could go to."

"Uh, sir...madam...the sign just meant for customers to sit or lay on the mattress to see how comfortable...oh my!"

'Where are the jockey shorts?'

Shopping Days

Supermarket trolley repairs

"Good dog!"

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