Shopper With An Adventurous Twist T-Shirts

"Oh, for heaven's sake! We'll do it again just once more, but then we're going to the gift shop."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'Our giant sale now on!'

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Man on Stilts in a Market

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

Discount Shopping.

Santa checking out sleigh beds.

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

Final clearance sale.

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.

'Hi, yourself.'

'SHOP!!!'

Shopping Days

"What really would be fun is if eBay had some department stores we could go to."

'Where are the jockey shorts?'

"Uh, sir...madam...the sign just meant for customers to sit or lay on the mattress to see how comfortable...oh my!"

"How can we afford to eat at a place where the doggie bags are Gucci?"

Supermarket trolley repairs

"Good dog!"

Aspirin Marketing.