Cynical Shopper Mugs

Cash Rebate

Jungle Stores.

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..."

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

Down on Her.

'I'm sure they make it up in volume.'

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

'These smart pills are overpriced!"

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

“We need eggs, milk, bread... Oh, and get an extra-large tub of outrage. We’re running low.”

White Sale

'Midnight Galas, dinner at the Captain's table, the Swinging Singles Bar, exotic tropical nights... if I may say so, Miss Winslow... this cruise is you!'

End Of Consumer Confidence Sale

Financial Christmas

Last minute gift ideas

Coming soon: The Garden of Eden Shopping Center.

"Soon to be a major disappointment."

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

'It's the health trusts policy to offer the patient choice, whenever possible, Mr. Lumb.'

'No Wallmart...No Target...No mall...How can you call this paradise?'

'Mom says if you're going to buy anything online,I'm supposed to make sure it's a secure site.'

HELLth-care Insurance

Supermarket - 'Buy One, Get 5kg Of Packaging Free'

"I'm looking for something special that says 'Meow.'"

"I'm not investing a penny into the high street!"

He knew it. She was cheating on him again. Buying brand-name products and putting them in bulk containers. You know, just to appear thrifty.

'Excuse me sir, but that's my wife...this is your bag of potatoes.'

'It's been raining all day. There's nothing to do.'

Just for the Smell of It - Candle Shop.

'Call me when you invent the warranty.'

'Is everything made in China these days?'