Shoppers With A Twist Mugs

"Am I going crazy or was this place Korean just last week?"

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

(Direct to the Consumer)

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

Trying on boots

Santa checking out sleigh beds.

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

"Does it say I'm a Wittgenstein scholar?"

'SHOP!!!'

"For a great day's sleep you can't beat out new line of memory foam coffins."

"Fly over to the Grand Union and bring back the produce manager's tongue."

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.

"This new grocery store is divided into two sections: organic and things I can afford."

'Do we accept smelly bacon bones as payment?'

Good grief! What did we order?!

"Do you have Eau De Rumen?"

"How can we afford to eat at a place where the doggie bags are Gucci?"

"Uh, sir...madam...the sign just meant for customers to sit or lay on the mattress to see how comfortable...oh my!"

"Christ on a bike. Again. Again with the electric shaver."

Breakages must be paid for

"I told you the service was very personal!"