Shoppers With A Twist Gifts

"Am I going crazy or was this place Korean just last week?"

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

(Direct to the Consumer)

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

Hi. I'm Jonathan. I'll be your judge this afternoon. Legal Menu.

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

Trying on boots

Santa checking out sleigh beds.

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

"Does it say I'm a Wittgenstein scholar?"

"For a great day's sleep you can't beat out new line of memory foam coffins."

"Fly over to the Grand Union and bring back the produce manager's tongue."

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.

'SHOP!!!'

"This new grocery store is divided into two sections: organic and things I can afford."

Good grief! What did we order?!

"Christ on a bike. Again. Again with the electric shaver."

'Do we accept smelly bacon bones as payment?'

"Uh, sir...madam...the sign just meant for customers to sit or lay on the mattress to see how comfortable...oh my!"

"Do you have Eau De Rumen?"

Hmm, no, I think I prefer something off the rack.

"How can we afford to eat at a place where the doggie bags are Gucci?"

Breakages must be paid for