Shopper's Sidekick Gifts

Pictures of Miserable Devotion

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"Everything's gone up."

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

Fashion Mistake.

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

Complex Carbs

"I'm looking for something that the recipient will be too embarrassed to regift."

Our grocery carts are genetically modified.

'And don't forget the eggs dear'

Man clothes shopping with wife sees signs for Women's Changing Rooms and Men's Stress Counsellor

I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

Had a Moonlight Madness Sale During an Eclipse.

Discount Shopping.

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"Sure, organic free-range poultry is more expensive, but consider all the guilt you're saving."

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

"Here's a bunch of money. We need you to save America...as we know it."

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

"Wait, Daddy! I'm that window’s target audience!"