Shopping Sidekick Gifts

The place where guys wait while their girlfriend tries on clothes.

Man clothes shopping with wife sees signs for Women's Changing Rooms and Men's Stress Counsellor

"Attention, shoppers. We have another lost husband at the customer service counter."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

Sidekick speed matching service.

Had a Moonlight Madness Sale During an Eclipse.

'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'

'That's mighty inspiring, Bucky, but I reckon my best hope for gittin' outta this quicksand is for you to reach me that cardboard tube.'

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

Twenty-first century baby walker

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

"I want my ashes scattered over Bergdorf's."

'How long you in for?'

Ladies Lingerie.

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

Flea market

Sweaters. Remember, son, we're men. We walk in, we buy, we walk out. No browsing.

Eulogy: I shopped Til I Dropped

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

'We don't call it 'plus size' anymore, we call it 'extra fun'.'

Pictures of Miserable Devotion

'Wow! She's fast. She even had time to do her shopping!'

'Dear, if the GPS can't find your nutritional yeast flakes, how can I?'

"If it's any consolation, spending all that money shopping made me feel a lot better."

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

'Have you guys ever actually read the directions on a box of shake'n'bake?'

"He's normally not affectionate, but he has really taken a liking to you!2

"But Mummy, you told me that the money in my piggy bank was disposable income!"