Shopping Sidekick T-Shirts

The place where guys wait while their girlfriend tries on clothes.

Man clothes shopping with wife sees signs for Women's Changing Rooms and Men's Stress Counsellor

"Attention, shoppers. We have another lost husband at the customer service counter."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

Sidekick speed matching service.

Had a Moonlight Madness Sale During an Eclipse.

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

Twenty-first century baby walker

'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'

'That's mighty inspiring, Bucky, but I reckon my best hope for gittin' outta this quicksand is for you to reach me that cardboard tube.'

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

"I want my ashes scattered over Bergdorf's."

Eulogy: I shopped Til I Dropped

Ladies Lingerie.

'How long you in for?'

Flea market

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

'We don't call it 'plus size' anymore, we call it 'extra fun'.'

'Dear, if the GPS can't find your nutritional yeast flakes, how can I?'

Pictures of Miserable Devotion

'Wow! She's fast. She even had time to do her shopping!'

"But Mummy, you told me that the money in my piggy bank was disposable income!"

"He's normally not affectionate, but he has really taken a liking to you!2

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

"Go Boxing Day shopping if you want...you couldn't drag me to that mall today!"

Ahh, excellent! I've finally found a tie that matches my eyes!