Shopaholic Sibling T-Shirts

Had a Moonlight Madness Sale During an Eclipse.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"I've been window-shopping..."

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

Man clothes shopping with wife sees signs for Women's Changing Rooms and Men's Stress Counsellor

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

Twenty-first century baby walker

Complaints (just kidding).

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

"Wait, Daddy! I'm that window’s target audience!"

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

Serious Competition: Thingymajigs vs Watchamacallits.

'Where's your dog food section, please?'

"We save all the original packaging in case we have to return something."

"Still prickly, but smart. Styling gel makes the difference."

Pictures of Miserable Devotion

'I have this--wow! I must have THIS couch--deep seated envy complex...'

"I went to the grocery store, but nothing looked good."

"Attention, shoppers. We have another lost husband at the customer service counter."

"Money talks. It says, 'spend me'."

"Howard can't handle the thought of paying for this gown. It's put him into Post Dramatic Dress Syndrome."

'I was going to buy myself a new outfit today, but I'm meeting pockets of resistance.'

'We'd rather not let you withdraw any money, Mrs Everhart - our computer thinks you'd just waste it.'

'Make-up? Aisle three.'

"It's the absolute latest thing to have before the next thing comes along!"

"Your card is overwrought."

'Just stopped off for a few things along the way!'

'I hardly missed you, thanks to the internet.'

Ultimate generics.

"Oh, I don't mind. I've negotiated three trips to the mall for each one of these."