Shopaholic Sibling Pillows

Had a Moonlight Madness Sale During an Eclipse.

"I shop, therefore I am."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"I've been window-shopping..."

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

Man clothes shopping with wife sees signs for Women's Changing Rooms and Men's Stress Counsellor

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

Complaints (just kidding).

"Wait, Daddy! I'm that window’s target audience!"

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

Twenty-first century baby walker

Serious Competition: Thingymajigs vs Watchamacallits.

'Where's your dog food section, please?'

"We save all the original packaging in case we have to return something."

"I went to the grocery store, but nothing looked good."

'I have this--wow! I must have THIS couch--deep seated envy complex...'

Pictures of Miserable Devotion

"Still prickly, but smart. Styling gel makes the difference."

'I was going to buy myself a new outfit today, but I'm meeting pockets of resistance.'

"Attention, shoppers. We have another lost husband at the customer service counter."

"Howard can't handle the thought of paying for this gown. It's put him into Post Dramatic Dress Syndrome."

'We'd rather not let you withdraw any money, Mrs Everhart - our computer thinks you'd just waste it.'

'Make-up? Aisle three.'

"It's the absolute latest thing to have before the next thing comes along!"

"Your card is overwrought."

"Money talks. It says, 'spend me'."

'Just stopped off for a few things along the way!'

'I hardly missed you, thanks to the internet.'

"Oh, I don't mind. I've negotiated three trips to the mall for each one of these."

"Could I have two minutes of your time madam. We are today collecting for harassed shoppers!"