Husband Of A Shopaholic Pillows

"Howard can't handle the thought of paying for this gown. It's put him into Post Dramatic Dress Syndrome."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

Customer Convention

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

Clothes sale - everything must go!

Sale today - 50% off everything!

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

Had a Moonlight Madness Sale During an Eclipse.

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'They're doing their tests now?

Shopping Torture

Complaints (just kidding).

"Wait, Daddy! I'm that window’s target audience!"

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

"Back here in 30 minutes?"

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

Twenty-first century baby walker

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"I'm in a purchasing mood, but I don't know if I feel like goods or services."

'It's you.'

Childcrap

''Swiper's Wrist.' I'm prescribing 7 to 10 days of 'Cash Purchases only.'