Husband Of A Shopaholic Gifts

"Howard can't handle the thought of paying for this gown. It's put him into Post Dramatic Dress Syndrome."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

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Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

Customer Convention

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

'They're doing their tests now?

Clothes sale - everything must go!

Sale today - 50% off everything!

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

Had a Moonlight Madness Sale During an Eclipse.

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Shopping Torture

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

"Wait, Daddy! I'm that window’s target audience!"

Twenty-first century baby walker

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

Complaints (just kidding).

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

"Back here in 30 minutes?"

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

"I'm in a purchasing mood, but I don't know if I feel like goods or services."

'It's you.'

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