"Oh, I don't mind. I've negotiated three trips to the mall for each one of these."
Shopaholic Spouse Gifts
Celebrate your favorite shopaholic spouse with a gift that captures their love for shopping in a fun and light-hearted way. Our collection features clever, witty designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that will make them smile every time they see it. Whether they’re addicted to fashion, online deals, or treasure hunting, find something that speaks to their shopping passion and adds a touch of humor to their daily routine.
"I shop, therefore I am."
Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!
Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!
Customer Convention
Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.
"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"
"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."
'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'
"What kind of bra are you looking for?"
"I've been window-shopping..."
"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."
It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.
I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.
Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.
Clothes sale - everything must go!
'They're doing their tests now?
Sale today - 50% off everything!
Had a Moonlight Madness Sale During an Eclipse.
Shopping Torture
Complaints (just kidding).
'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'
Twenty-first century baby walker
"Wait, Daddy! I'm that window’s target audience!"
"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."
"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."
I brake for all 50 off Sales.
'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'
"I'm in a purchasing mood, but I don't know if I feel like goods or services."
Serious Competition: Thingymajigs vs Watchamacallits.
"We save all the original packaging in case we have to return something."
Childcrap
Pushy Cashpoint
''Swiper's Wrist.' I'm prescribing 7 to 10 days of 'Cash Purchases only.'
'Where's your dog food section, please?'
Shopaholic Spouse Gifts Collection
Shopaholic Spouse Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous mugs perfect for your shopaholic spouse to enjoy their favorite beverages with a smile.
Shopaholic Spouse Pillows
Brighten their home decor with a fun pillow that celebrates their love of shopping in a cozy and witty way.
Shopaholic Spouse Prints
Discover eye-catching prints that humorously highlight your shopaholic spouse’s retail enthusiasm—ideal for decorating their favorite space.
Shopaholic Spouse T-Shirts
Find the perfect playful t-shirt that showcases your shopaholic spouse’s passion with humor and style.