Grocery Shopaholic Gifts

'Where's your dog food section, please?'

Ultimate generics.

"I went to the grocery store, but nothing looked good."

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'She's so put together!'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

New Shoes.

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

Mister Pretty Shoes

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"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Kensington Fluffies

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'These are called, 'Diet Pants.' They'll never fit, but you'll burn 250 calories trying to get into them.'

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."