Grocery Shopaholic Pillows

'Where's your dog food section, please?'

Ultimate generics.

"I went to the grocery store, but nothing looked good."

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'She's so put together!'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

New Shoes.

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

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'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Kensington Fluffies

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

'These are called, 'Diet Pants.' They'll never fit, but you'll burn 250 calories trying to get into them.'

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

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