Savings Sidekick Gifts

"But Mummy, you told me that the money in my piggy bank was disposable income!"

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"Want to trade banks with me?"

Big Football

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

A child busking

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

Piggy bank...cash cow.

Sidekick speed matching service.

Man clothes shopping with wife sees signs for Women's Changing Rooms and Men's Stress Counsellor

Safe under mattress.

Energy saving

Money going to shark and piggy bank.

'It's a duet yourself project.'

'I need a government bailout.'

Now Showing: "Mucky Wucky" Rated Z. That means Roger Ebert slept through it.

'That's mighty inspiring, Bucky, but I reckon my best hope for gittin' outta this quicksand is for you to reach me that cardboard tube.'

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

"Get with it, pal. You could pay your taxes on time if you managed your money properly!"

Security Blanket.

Saving for Winter.

"No matter what one says, a safe remains a good way to keep your money safe."

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

He gave her a big bear hug. The kind that says, I love you, I'll never leave you, I'm possessive, needy and insecure.

"They finished the work on our house. We found we had some money left on account of the builders not knowing it."

"I get the 'bat' concept - the car, the cave, the plane, the boomerang. . . but how's this Robin thing supposed to fit in?"

'Do you need anything at the Bulk Club? We're going there to buy toilet paper.'

'Have you guys ever actually read the directions on a box of shake'n'bake?'

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"