Savings Sidekick Gifts

"But Mummy, you told me that the money in my piggy bank was disposable income!"

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"Want to trade banks with me?"

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

A child busking

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

Big Football

Sidekick speed matching service.

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

Man clothes shopping with wife sees signs for Women's Changing Rooms and Men's Stress Counsellor

Piggy bank...cash cow.

Safe under mattress.

Money going to shark and piggy bank.

Energy saving

'I need a government bailout.'

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

'It's a duet yourself project.'

'That's mighty inspiring, Bucky, but I reckon my best hope for gittin' outta this quicksand is for you to reach me that cardboard tube.'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

"Get with it, pal. You could pay your taxes on time if you managed your money properly!"

Security Blanket.

Saving for Winter.

"No matter what one says, a safe remains a good way to keep your money safe."

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

He gave her a big bear hug. The kind that says, I love you, I'll never leave you, I'm possessive, needy and insecure.

"They finished the work on our house. We found we had some money left on account of the builders not knowing it."

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

Getting Dad up to speed....Happy Father's Day