Shopkeeper's Delight Mugs

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Stationery Shop

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"I'd say business was brisk."

Where Ignorance is Bliss.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

SupermarketAwful Market.

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

'Where do you keep the elbow-grease?'

'Uh-oh.'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Mom $50 Pop $35

It's an I-O-Ewe.

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

'But what do you sell?'

Down on Her.

Boomerang Sale! - No Returns

Marketing - Learn from customers' buying patterns...

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

Books: Closed Down Due To Exasperation.

'I don't know about you, but I could do with a break.'

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'