Shopkeeper's Delight Gifts

The Petrified Florist.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Stationery Shop

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"I'd say business was brisk."

Where Ignorance is Bliss.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

SupermarketAwful Market.

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'Where do you keep the elbow-grease?'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'Uh-oh.'

Marketing - Learn from customers' buying patterns...

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

Down on Her.

'But what do you sell?'

Mom $50 Pop $35

It's an I-O-Ewe.

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

Boomerang Sale! - No Returns

Books: Closed Down Due To Exasperation.

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

'I don't know about you, but I could do with a break.'

'Death, where is thy Sting?'