Shop Steward Gifts

"I've watched you Bastable, you are domineering foul-mouthed and aggressive - how would you like to be foreman?"

Female Boss 5

'You wished to see the house red?'

'Well, you can't call one because kings don't have shop stewards.'

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

I hope you'll enjoy your retirement as much as I will.

Our Job Steward

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Cut Price

"Would you like some wings?"

SALE

"This is daring, but I like it."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Stationery Shop

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"I'd say business was brisk."

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Where Ignorance is Bliss.

Orderly Conduct of Sales

Penguin suit fitting.

SupermarketAwful Market.

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

How would Madam like to pay?

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."