Shop Steward Gifts

"I've watched you Bastable, you are domineering foul-mouthed and aggressive - how would you like to be foreman?"

Female Boss 5

'You wished to see the house red?'

'Well, you can't call one because kings don't have shop stewards.'

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

I hope you'll enjoy your retirement as much as I will.

Our Job Steward

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Cut Price

SALE

"Would you like some wings?"

"This is daring, but I like it."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

Stationery Shop

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

Orderly Conduct of Sales

Penguin suit fitting.

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

"I'd say business was brisk."

Where Ignorance is Bliss.

SupermarketAwful Market.

How would Madam like to pay?

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

We stock ALL sizes...

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"