Shop Master Gifts

Supermarket customer types.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

The president's men

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Cut Price

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"Tommy!"

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Sale.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'I'll take it!'

Stationery Shop

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"I'd say business was brisk."

Where Ignorance is Bliss.

Orderly Conduct of Sales

Online Shopping.

Honesty in retail

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Penguin suit fitting.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

SupermarketAwful Market.

How would Madam like to pay?

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"