Shop Master Gifts

Supermarket customer types.

The president's men

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"Tommy!"

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Cut Price

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"This is daring, but I like it."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Sale.

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Stationery Shop

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

'I'll take it!'

Orderly Conduct of Sales

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Where Ignorance is Bliss.

Penguin suit fitting.

"I'd say business was brisk."

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

Honesty in retail

Online Shopping.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

SupermarketAwful Market.

How would Madam like to pay?

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.