Workshop Manager Gifts

The bad news is Wally fell in the sander. The good news is he's nice and smooth!

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"We only got six days of funding."

Cut Price

"Lovely dovetail."

"Meanwhile, obsessing about productivity is way up."

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

Why do you need so many computers?

"The GOOD news is that 94 people want to attend the leadership training, the bad news is that 64 of them want to change the venue, 56 the time and 45 want to be course leader."

Waiting for retirement.

Targets.

Supply Chain

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Orderly Conduct of Sales

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

'I have identified 240 stages of organizational change. Before I discuss them, coffee anyone?'

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

Folding Container.

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

Start the session by doing something unusual.

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

'I take it the Change Seminar stripped you down to your vulnerabilities.'

Dad's Workbench

'McWit, did you forget to pay the gravity bill this month again?'