Smoke Master Gifts

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

'Smells good. What is it?'

Uncle Sam argues about pollution with China.

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.

Pipe Dream

'Smoking or non smoking.' 'Huge cigar and smoke.'

Happy little clouds

Peace pipe or non?

How the Magic Dragon got the Knickname 'Puff'.

Supermarket customer types.

'The following speaker was scheduled to give his talk last week, but needed more time to prepare his impromptu speech.'

"Is this the e-cig room?

Violin Pipe

Shriek! Scream! Yell louder. Bellow! More rage, please. Debate club?! Yeah. They switched to a cable tv talk show format.

'I saw your smoke signal.'

Boy, this cold medicine works great.

Global Warming

One Novel Pony

Kid cleaning balding head.

'Your years of smoking like a chimney have taken their toll.'

'Smoking is dangerous, you know.'

Barbeque Silhouette Identifier.

"It's a little well done. I'll have to get my chainsaw."

'Eno, why don't you do that outside!'

The ring toss portion of the debate is over.

For More Effective Presentations Avoid Excessive Bullet Points.

'This PowerPoint slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.'