Smoke Show Master Gifts

Global Warming

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

'Smells good. What is it?'

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming."

'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.'

Happy little clouds

Peace pipe or non?

'Smoking or non smoking.' 'Huge cigar and smoke.'

Pipe Dream

How the Magic Dragon got the Knickname 'Puff'.

'Push the smoked turkey, the smoked ham, the smoked salmon...'

"It's Ok, I'm not working!!"

'The following speaker was scheduled to give his talk last week, but needed more time to prepare his impromptu speech.'

Violin Pipe

Shriek! Scream! Yell louder. Bellow! More rage, please. Debate club?! Yeah. They switched to a cable tv talk show format.

Boy, this cold medicine works great.

"Is this the e-cig room?

'I saw your smoke signal.'

One Novel Pony

Kid cleaning balding head.

'Your years of smoking like a chimney have taken their toll.'

"Who's he trying to impress? Silly ass!"

J. Smith: Passive Smoker

"The fact that you forecast the winner of the TV cooking contest does NOT make you a chef!"

"Like my dazzling smile? My teeth are capped with LEDs."

'Eno, why don't you do that outside!'

'I hate these generic brands.'

'I wasn't supposed to stay, but then I got hooked on these things.'

'Bertie, you promised!'