Shine Master Gifts

Kid cleaning balding head.

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

A Good Batch.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

Holy Ronald Reagan. Do you see who's come into the cafe? Reagan? No, it's Johnny Spinwell. The king of spin! Who? Consultant to politicians, stars, lawyers, corporate execs. No one finds the bright side like Johnny. Pea brain, you stepped on my toe. I got your circulation going to save your heart.

"I work in PR where I provide a dynamic and highly effective bespoke service that can work for you and blah blah blah ..."

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

'But on the positive side, money can't buy happiness - so who cares?'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"Whatever the results you get from an election it's important to be able to present them in the best possible light..."

Motor-blender.

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

Bald man polishing head

"In that speech, forget that line: are you better off than four years ago?"

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.

"Ever read about a politician who didn't need the press?"

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

'This is Miss Pavlovna — she's our new Vice-President in charge of spin control.'

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

Now I'd like to depart from my prepared text and speak from the heart...

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

"Rather than monopoly, we like to consider ourselves the only game in town."

"Recommended by 4 out of 5 congressmen, Senator."

How the Magic Dragon got the Knickname 'Puff'.

Peace pipe or non?

"One More Swing."