Shine Master Gifts

Kid cleaning balding head.

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

A Good Batch.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

"I work in PR where I provide a dynamic and highly effective bespoke service that can work for you and blah blah blah ..."

'But on the positive side, money can't buy happiness - so who cares?'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"Whatever the results you get from an election it's important to be able to present them in the best possible light..."

Bald man polishing head

Motor-blender.

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

Now I'd like to depart from my prepared text and speak from the heart...

"In that speech, forget that line: are you better off than four years ago?"

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

"Ever read about a politician who didn't need the press?"

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

'This is Miss Pavlovna — she's our new Vice-President in charge of spin control.'

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

"Rather than monopoly, we like to consider ourselves the only game in town."

'It's tough being a media exec. There's always the threat of good news breaking out.'

"Recommended by 4 out of 5 congressmen, Senator."

Politician has inout box labeled 'spinspun'.

"One More Swing."

Peace pipe or non?