Moonshine Master Gifts

"A mighty fine cabernet, Zeke!"

Moonshine Lite!

A Good Batch.

Balancing two espresso martinis

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

Holy Ronald Reagan. Do you see who's come into the cafe? Reagan? No, it's Johnny Spinwell. The king of spin! Who? Consultant to politicians, stars, lawyers, corporate execs. No one finds the bright side like Johnny. Pea brain, you stepped on my toe. I got your circulation going to save your heart.

Hellbillies.

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

"I work in PR where I provide a dynamic and highly effective bespoke service that can work for you and blah blah blah ..."

'But on the positive side, money can't buy happiness - so who cares?'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

"Whatever the results you get from an election it's important to be able to present them in the best possible light..."

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

"Another round of Shirley Temples."

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

'This is Miss Pavlovna — she's our new Vice-President in charge of spin control.'

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

Revenuers will be shot.

"Ever read about a politician who didn't need the press?"

Now I'd like to depart from my prepared text and speak from the heart...

"In that speech, forget that line: are you better off than four years ago?"

"Rather than monopoly, we like to consider ourselves the only game in town."

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

"Recommended by 4 out of 5 congressmen, Senator."

'It's tough being a media exec. There's always the threat of good news breaking out.'

Politician has inout box labeled 'spinspun'.