Martini Master Gifts

Balancing two espresso martinis

James Bond in a Snow Globe

A Good Batch.

Cat Nip.

Join me in a Martini?

Shaken not stirred

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"What other tricks does he need?"

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

The Martini is invented.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Martini Lovers

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

Mediterranean Martini

'Shaken, not stirred.'

"Well, what else am I supposed to do with an olive branch no one wants?"

"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with..."

'Another martini please.'

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

Inappropriate garnish.

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

Moon Martini

Ginspiration!

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'