Mini Martini Maestro Gifts

"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with..."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Baby Piano

Cat Nip.

Join me in a Martini?

Four children playing the flute.

Balancing two espresso martinis

Shaken not stirred

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Bryan Ferry

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

Baby Playing Violin

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

The Martini is invented.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Model Building

Take a bow!

Violin Player

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

Computerized Dollhouse.

Martini Lovers

Computer Music

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

Baby dressed for the opera.

A Transformer for grownups

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"