Macaroni Master Gifts

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

Shaken not stirred

Balancing two espresso martinis

A Macaroni in 1772

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Patissier

'It's more festive-looking!'

Pollsters

"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with..."

'Admit it. I just blew your mind

Mum's Baking is best!

Nuclear Families

Black Truffles!

Cake Writer's Block

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

'Embarrassing me won't get you out of 'fondue night' Harold!'

Clandestine Cuisine

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

Macaroni and Cheese Witch

'Got any changing rooms to try this one on?'

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

'You know what's better than bubble wrap?'

'Our macaroni is being recalled. Well, we still have the cheese.' - 'Our cheese is being recalled? Well, we still have the macaroni.'

Ballet Birthday

Giants of science: Oppenheimers Mushroom Farm. 'Get 'em while they're red hot!'

"Do-" "A deer, a female deer." "Re-" "A drop of golden sun." "What do you think?" "I like it. Can they dance?"

"Ken Kesey left us the recipe in his will."

Psychedelia Smith Cook Book.

Paddy Macaroon.

"Yes I am."

"I wish my hemorrhoid would shrink."

Better things to do with your time...Making a scale model of the Great Pyramid of Cheops out of dried macaroni and cat litter...

"The Christmas cake I baked for the church raffle is in the kitchen, I'll go and get it."

Yes, "just" cheese. You can't have it with macaroni every time.