Macaroni Enthusiast Gifts

Macaroni and Cheese Witch

Tartine

A Macaroni in 1772

Panettone

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

'It's more festive-looking!'

'I have a thing about Italian food-my wife has a thing about Italian waiters !'

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"Call me crazy, but I say we give up on medical research and develop really healthy mac and cheese."

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

'Admit it. I just blew your mind

"They love me...they really, really love me!"

"I brought chips and cookies to snack on and baby carrots to sit unopened on the blanket."

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

"Terrific - degrees from the macaroni institute and the cheese academy."

Chef Boy Arty and the little woman who drove him to the sauce...

It's a gingerbread cyclops....I ran out of raisins!

'Sometimes I just feel like some pasta.'

Italian Army Knife

Realistic resolutions 1. Give up drinking (until you have a terrible day on January 7th) 2. Exercise (until you realise it is too cold and you are too tired) 3. Eat healthy food (until you remember that you love - and in fact need - an enormous plate of mac 'n' cheese)

'Our macaroni is being recalled. Well, we still have the cheese.' - 'Our cheese is being recalled? Well, we still have the macaroni.'

'My Mum's the best cook. She makes a lasagne with spinach and broccoli and it tastes great!'

'You know what's better than bubble wrap?'

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

"Sufferin' sagebrush, Cookie! You call this pasta 'Al Dente?!"

"It isn't the spaghetti that is tough, you are eating your cardigan."

'No, mine just make toys -- you must be thinking of the Keebler elves.'

'C'mon, do you want a piece of me?'

"Remember, it's not enough to say what's great about mac'n'cheese. We've got to to negative on tuna noodle casserole."